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Is sms men se W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms mily ga;-)
A
girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home
Ek
baat kahon bura to nahi manein gay?
Mjhe
>
Ap
Se
P..
Pi..
Piy..
Piya..
Piyaa..
Piyaaz Aalu magwane thay. ()
Shaitaan
ki 3 nishaniyan
1/ SmS milte hi parhta hai,
2/ Parhte huay hansta hai,
3/ Neechay mat jana
Jis kam se roko wohi karta hai.
I
Love u
"EVERY DAY"
I Like u
"EVERY DAY"
I miss u
"EVERY DAY"
I want 2 see u
"EVERY DAY"
I need u
"EVERY DAY"
Bcz
"EVERY DAY"
K bina tea ka maza hi nai., ()
CONGRATS.Your
phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone
against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X -
XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL!
in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u
get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without
u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my
skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A
girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press
down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO
GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I
really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off &
we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He
came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT
TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there
are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What
is the height of
Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
BUY
A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER
NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms
aya tha forward kar diya
this
is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile
please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
It's
better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your
life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
A
husband was stung by
a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.
His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as
it is.
If
i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
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