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 I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from
da zoo. I think u better hide!
A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@
# $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi....
WELCOME TO
RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE.
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani
Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA
BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2
FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at
20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ...
but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile
Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me
everyday.
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. :)
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring
you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber
you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly.
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi
stupid ho!!
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour
TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
sajjaad
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da
times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
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