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no cute graphics to
send
just a...
caring heart saying...
REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED
Kindly observe
SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor
mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood.
chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love
HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"..
Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor
Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.
Suitcase Band!!!
Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
/ >
,,,
(",)/"""
/)"
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
Wat is it dat a girl &
boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else.
After engagement :
Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you.
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.
Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola, Namskar!
Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,
Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai!
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai.
When i miss u, i read your
sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
When i want 2 hear u,
I throw a STONE over a DOG!
The Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth
Million Dollars,
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?"
Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,
Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! "
Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho gaye ho Bally
Bally
mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load karloo pher sms kar
lainaa
############ scratch here,
fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi
3)...... mein hee pagal hoon,
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga
I am leaving India
Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is suspecting me. Tum
bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai.
However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
business,
Do ur eork.......
lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k
3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi ki aage wali
right side ki taang ki ungli k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k chromosomal
DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay k lie sms
kia hai Nasir
Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka
mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun
ka friend.
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