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f u want SUCCESS
in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be
Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be
Smart as ME.
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly
intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!
Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.:
Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m
tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta
...A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: ¤200Edison's:
¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as
turtle. Fit as hippo Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd.
Whn cloud breaks,
rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn
luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head breaksaaila!BHUSSA
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi
to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar.
Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make
it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a:
threading a needle
Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you
Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me
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GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayka!
Mujhe
se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho
Bill payment
par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO
Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So
please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!...
Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus
their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is
required..
Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do.
IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM
SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN
I'd climd the highest
mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do
anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til
my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u
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