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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we
call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep
silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar
hogi.
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
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Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2
hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai.
ha ha ha ha
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there
eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Tapti hui garmi
ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur
kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....
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kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse
baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey
FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo...
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R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about
devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.
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u remmeber the day
u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i
put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa
meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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