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Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay
ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!
ARZ kia hia k main ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy
phir Toilet jana para ....
Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom and
touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy
(
MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara
ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga
. Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar
mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye
SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
. Do u know similarity between
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
. Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes
everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write
one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO
EXAMS
. Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala
leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta
hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil
jate hain
. Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
. Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di
bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!!
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne
kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne
upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!!
WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM
AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.
YAR TUMEN EK MAZE KE BT BTAO.THORA KAREEB AO THORO AUR.BS THORO
OR,PLZ MRE KHATER THORA SA OR,BT YE HAI K KBHE APNE KAN B SAF KR LEA
KROOOOOOOOOO
itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho itna katil kaise sharma lete
ho kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bacchpan se kamine
ho
Heura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
Sheerfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo.
main tum say bohet love kerta ho q k tum bohet lovely ho main mer
jao ga agar tum nay ab b meri money na di tu
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME
crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U &
ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL
HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it
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