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 "Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you
can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like
me." Amen.
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo,
aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik
SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the
services
of
a
~BEAR~
for the zoo.
the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very
sentimental
1% senti
99% mental..............
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh
rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED"
(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki
dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
In Urdu
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi
bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera
msg.........
In Urdu
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice &
sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki
tu baat he kuch aur hay"....
InUrdu
when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror
and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't
make it habit. coz liars go to hell...
In Urdu
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan
tak awaaz aa rahi hay
In Urdu
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota
sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar
goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice,
handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!!
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur
Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne
sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja
raha hoon.
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