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I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I
Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!!
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main
similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne
waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple
si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai.
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!!
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear
2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEE SE"
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile
destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!!
khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome,
cute boy ko jaan se mardoon..
likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta
hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi.
I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of
HAPPINESS.
so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see
how sweet r my lies
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL
If people say UR CUTE punch
them they can't fool u like that.
Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent,
funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE
Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda
kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius
temperature hai.
some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey
what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!!
now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in
pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the
wrong
number
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?"
Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard
hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal
try kartay hai madam!"
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