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Hello G!
Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KOn BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne
aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab
agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . .
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"BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
Attendance
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinko
Yes sir
Gullo
Yes sir
Ullu
?
?
Ullu
?
Button n daba
present lagwa
kyu unhe miss karte hai
agar miss hee karna hai to
un mosquitoes koa karo joa
bina puchhe kiss karte hai...
hello....
hello... hello...hello..
Awaz nahi aa
rahi?
HELLO...?
ab awaz ayi?
Ab bhi nahi?....
..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai.
6 rules to be
HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from
worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR
FRIEND
Ba Adab
Ba Mulaheeza
Hoshiayaar
Pagaloonk Maharaja
Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada
Be-Noor E Chasham
Aqal se anjaan
Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan
SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..!
Swwar ke bache--------
Ullu ke patthe--------
Kutte ke pille--------
Gadhe ki aulaad-------
Bhains ke bachhre-----
Bakri ke momne--------
Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain.
My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment
Stars+moon
=romantic nights
Birds+sky
=lovely day
Forest+animals
=beautiful world
you+your
smile
Yeahhhh..
The MUMMY Returns...
Papa ! papa! Mujh ko Bandar dekhna hai.
Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi
Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!
Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.
Magar kioo papa?
Kyu k Bandar abhi yeh email parh raha hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion
those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence...
You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... &
I've got the
wrong number! Sorry!
(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((,__ ,))))))
don't be afriad......
Sometimes mob work as mirror
Wxy wxy wxy
Wxy wxy wxy
Wxx wxy wxy
Nahi samajh aya?
Jara ulta kar k dekho
jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega.
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah!
Langoor ke muh mein angoor.
ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat
ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM,
As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly
stunning sender.may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me...
SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!!
A scientist cannot be a president but
"KAJAM" did it.A
conductor cannot be a
super star but "RAJINI" did it.A
monkey cannot operate mobile but you did it
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