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pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka.s
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)
Full Name: circuit.......
LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS.......
A: ARISTOCRATE
B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E: EIGHT PM
F: FUN DROP
G: GOD FATHER
H: HEYWARDS 5000
I: IMPERIAL BLUE
J: JHONEY WALKER
K: KING FISHER
L: LIME DROP
M: MUGHAL MONARCH
N: NICHOLAS NO. 1
O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
Q: QUEEN CHOICE
R:
ROYAL STAGE
S: SIGNATURE
T: TEACHER'S
U: UNIBOUL
V: VAT 69
W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb =
zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan &
if angry = ben dan
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2 askmyphone no.
Dont Giv.Ee pillerude
oru karyam
suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na
kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
the person is.......
JESUS!
Full Name: Sonu
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from:
logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-)
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apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.
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Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat
log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something.
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha.
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SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everyday;)
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories forgotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!!
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